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Hello, my name is Mylene.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Malaysia trip was FUN!
I had to miss one day of
jtc but that's ok:) On
Friday I was in Melaka
and I bought presents
for my friends and my
Shakira juniors! Like
I promised Jesmine,
Brenda & Rachael!
Shakira instructors
included too! And I
saw a baby monkey!
Poor thing was kept
in a cage. It was so
adorable and the way
it clasped my finger
with its tiny hand was
sooo cute. I wanna own
a monkey! Was @
Jonker Street for the
opening of the Lim
Association's new
building. Apparently
all Lims are descendents
of Dragons! How cool is
that?! Saturday was KL
day and that night I
went for this event
commemorating the 21st
birthday of this Indian
lady whose father is some
tua pai doctor cause the
event was sponsered by
Magnum. And Sunday was
GENTING day! I miss
Genting! It was so cold
after lunch with the wind
blowing nonstop and my
hands froze when I was
sitting the Cyclone. And
yes I finally managed to
sit Solero Spaceshot! The
ultimate coolest ride!
Vertical drop! It was
exhilarating to be up
in the sky and then
BOOM! You drop! At
night we attended some
magic show thing where
I fell asleep halfway but
the show was great. Then
me and Grace and the
sampat Pei Sze went to
sit the unfrightening
indoor coaster and the
bumper cars. There was
these two guys there and
they were the sultry bad-boy
kind of cute, and Grace sorta
liked one of them and she
kept looking at them. Oh
and I sat that Pirate Ship like
what, 8 times?! And Grace and
Pei Sze kept looking at cute guys!
Pirate Ship is infested with them!
And those two kept pointing
out them out. Oh and the Lim
clan just cemented our
reputation as the worst and
most feared Pirate Ship people
cause we purposely kept
screaming and yelling and
Yvonne shrilled like a banshee.
And at the bumper cars we met
these group of Singaporeans and
there was this one girl who
recognised Grace coz earlier on
in the day Grace had whammed
that girl's bumper car hard. She's
from ITE Simei and she wears
colored contacts! She was with
this bunch of people and there
was this one guy wearing
green and white striped long-
sleeved tee who was kinda cute
and Pei Sze went nuts over him,
lamenting that he had a baby
face and his hairstyle was cute.
Grace had left for KL coz she
had school the next day. Pei Sze
decided to ponteng school. And
at 1am plus Pei Sze and I went
for KFC and guess who we saw?!
That girl and her friends! Haha
but no green/white guy. When
Pei Sze saw them she rammed
her entire burger in her mouth
and couldn't talk! Later as we
waked around the indoor theme
park we saw those two sultry
bad-boy cuties and one of
them was smoking. Those two
seemed on a personal mission
to kill me after I banged them
both during bumper cars, and
then me and Pei Sze were like,
let's go and ram them back!
Ohohoh and guess
what my guy cousins wanted to
tell this waitress? "Waitress,
I want a hot milo. Must be as
hot as you." HAHAHA.
Monday I went back to Melaka
and shopped but I bought
only a Roxy purse. Ate Bak
Chang:D Dinner was with
my second uncle, aunty, my
cousin and his wife and kids.
Tuesday was back to Singapore
day and I was soo not looking
forward to it. I wanna go
back Genting! O levels are
screwing up my life. My
sweet sixteen ain't sweet no
more. Methinks it just
rotted and turned SOUR.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Recently I have been scouring
through websites, blogs, friendsters
and all those stuffs trying to dig
out some information about
people. Firstly, try as I might,
I can't find anything about BATTERY.
Secondly, I found out about this
guy who posted on youtube a
video about the berita news, in
which I "starred", in my
famous hot pink shirt. Thirdly,
I realized that Mo Fan Bang
Bang Tang isn't such a bad thing
to watch, but still NOT INTERESTED.
Aside from these I realized how
shameless some girls can be
on friendster. On some popular
HK actor's friendster, some
girls went absolutely nuts and
wrote mushy love notes to
him, going gaga over how
cute he is and all that shit.
Then I caught a comment made
by some guy, and it goes: i love u
n iwant sucksssss......ur dick.......muah...
No joke. Please dont be like me. I
actually went to check this friendster
out and was confronted with
pictures of the MALE'S PRIVATE
ANATOMY PART. Freaking gross.
Seriously I just do not understand
why girls can go crazy over some
guy they have never met in real
life and still proclaim: I love you
to death. I cannot understand the
whole logic behind it. Why love
some guy who doesn't love you
back? Why worship him when
you are non-existent in his life?
Yeah, these male stars themselves
all say that they love their fans and
all that shit, but how can you
take them seriously? Of course if
you are in it for their talent, then
that is another thing. But I doubt
this is the case most of the time.
For heaven's sake look at Sanjaya!
That guy can hardly sing, wears his
hair like some deranged poodle on
a bad hair day, and looks like his face
just got ran over by a lorry. Still some
girls went nuts over his underdog
story and cried when he got his
long-awaited dismissal from AI.
Ok so he is NOT cute. Yet he
still garnered crazy fans. Methinks
this is all a passing fancy. Sure,
I have had my fair share of
crushes but I always knew deep
down that they were just passing
fancies and would not last. It is
pathetic to go wild over some
guy who knows nothing about
your existence on earth. I would
rather go absolutely nuts and
write mushy love notes to
someone who will appreciate it.
Still, what would a star do without
these samseng char bor? No
money and no fame lor.

Sunday, June 03, 2007
I love sales. Really.
Bargains are on my list of
loves too. Just ask Yilin.
But it was for RM2 only la.
So yesterday when I went
for the sale by the Melwani
Grp, featuring items such
as Zara & Calvin Klein, I
was hoping to get items
at a steal. Imagine my
disappointment when I
found out that the items
featured for $10 were
junk items thrown into
some bargain bin, all
messed up and crumpled,
quite like what one would
find at some dinghy, lousy
store. All the clothes
featured on the rack were
similar, just placed at different
locations. What I found at
Rack A, I would find at
Rack B 40m away.
Everything was priced
at 29.90...for members only.
Non-members have to pay
34.90. Like wth. I was sorely
disappointed, having been
so hyped up about going
there initially. SALE was
such a ripped off noun there.
Many shoppers were seen
leaving without any purchases.
I even overheard two women
commenting on the lack of shopping
bags on those leaving in the lift.
The clothes on sale were
in such plain, ordinary designs
and the sizes so small I would
have mistook it for a fancy
hankerchief had I not seen
the 'TuaPai' name there:
GUESS, MNG blah blah.
There was no accessories,
no bags, no shoes on sale.
PITY. Not worth going,
despite all its prominent
advertisments in Life.
High hopes failed expectations.
And they even had the gall
to advertise: ALL ITEMS
@ $10 to $39.90 only.
AHchooAHchoo I'm
allergic to BULLSHIT.