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Hello, my name is Mylene.

Screams
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
I love using the handicapped toilets, i.e. the toilets meant for handicapped people. Quite apart from the fact that they are almost always cleaner, bigger (which means you don't have to do some sort of contortionist stunt while reaching for the toilet paper or to flush) and have the sink just right next to the toilet bowl, they are also- for lack of a better word- more PRIVATE. In other words, you can do just about anything and NO ONE (not unless suay suay someone is walking by) KNOWS. You can  pee, shit and fart without having to worry about whether the person in the cubicle next to yours will silently snigger and then tell the whole world later how they "heard the person in the toilet next door fart until damn loud". You can also make a phone call without other people eavesdropping on the conversation, or worse, having to whisper on the phone and having whoever you are talking you know you are in the toilet because of the tell-tale echo all toilets seem to have (and also because you are whispering). And you can even have sex!

LIKE THIS LOL!



There's even space for you to take a photo of you and your unborn child in the toilet!




Oh yeah, handicapped toilets rawwkkk.